“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - June 18, 2025

A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m kicking off our 10th anniversary celebration period, a several-ish week period that spans from now through the Great Migration (aka The Day the Dick Jokes Died,

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - January 31, 2023January 31, 2023

The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We are nearing the pure, un-scrubbed ass bottom of the league standings. I’m also being consistently shorted on purples when I get “rainbow” carrots. We entered last week

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - November 1, 2022November 1, 2022

I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a hell of a Halloween party. After a mind-numbingly dull week of work the chance to let loose and drink in the joy of the season was greatly

Here Lies the Past

DJ TAJ - October 13, 2021October 13, 2021

I was in this horrible place several years ago Then my own personal demons cast me out, but not this time. When you're trespassing in the land of ghosts, it’s best to be aware of your surroundings. Madness dwells, the air is filled with it. As you stand on the fetid ground It splits open under

Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 24, 2019May 24, 2019

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Yep, I'm mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I'm traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it was too late. I probably should have shopped it out to someone else, actually. Meh. Who cares? But there is no content this week other than pretty

Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 13, 2019March 13, 2019

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NFL News: Free agency: Le'Veon Bell to the Jets - 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] - 2 years/$8 million Earl Thomas to the Ravens - 4 years/$55 million. The Ravens play in Seattle this coming season. Mark Ingram to the Ravens - 3 years/$15 million.

Friday Open – The King is Dead, Long Live The King

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 6, 2018July 6, 2018

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This is Balls. tWBS is... out. So, i'm taking over tonight's Sexy Friday thread and ... I've got some bad news . . . . . . This is your last Sexy Friday. For some of you, that's not a problem. Truth be told, Sexy Friday had gotten to be a pain for tWBS to write

Your “Wait – What Rules Are My Rules?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

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NFL News: Troy Vincent is having a No Fun League day: He announced the Competition Committee will be looking into amending the personal foul rule to allow immediate ejection after a dangerous hit. The Eagles will propose a rule change to prohibit leaping over the line to block a PAT

Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 21, 2017February 21, 2017

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Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning's missive, "Get To Know A Microbrew!" was the site's 2500th post. THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE! To reflect back, DFO's first post was from Internet Dad on March 11, 2015. The appropriate title? "A Place For Your Dick Jokes". The entire post is just the title and

NFL Coaching Carousel Special

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 4, 2017

That's a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it's weird.... Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin' fired. Coaches be gettin' rumored. Let's get up to date, Shall we? Carousel? CAROUSEL!!!!!! No Hard feelings guys, but GTFO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8 - Who's Out? LA Rams - Jeff Fisher - Here, have a contract extension.....PSYCHE!!!!!! Bye Jeff. Jacksonville Jaguras - Gus Bradley -