Housekeeping

Your “Possibly Nihilistic” Friday Evening Open Thread

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Yep, I'm mailing this one in big time this week.  Mostly because I'm traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it was too late.  I probably should have shopped it out to someone else, actually.  Meh.  Who cares? But there is no content this week other than pretty

Your “Hittin’ The Big Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Free agency: Le'Veon Bell to the Jets - 4 years/$52.5 million. Adrian Peterson is staying with the [Redacteds] - 2 years/$8 million Earl Thomas to the Ravens - 4 years/$55 million. The Ravens play in Seattle this coming season. Mark Ingram to the Ravens - 3 years/$15 million.

Friday Open – The King is Dead, Long Live The King

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This is Balls. tWBS is... out.  So,  i'm taking over tonight's Sexy Friday thread and ... I've got some bad news . . . . . . This is your last Sexy Friday. For some of you, that's not a problem.  Truth be told,  Sexy Friday had gotten to be a pain for tWBS to write

Your “Wait – What Rules Are My Rules?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Troy Vincent is having a No Fun League day: He announced the Competition Committee will be looking into amending the personal foul rule to allow immediate ejection after a dangerous hit. The Eagles will propose a rule change to prohibit leaping over the line to block a PAT

Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob -
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Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning's missive, "Get To Know A Microbrew!" was the site's 2500th post.   THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE! To reflect back, DFO's first post was from Internet Dad on March 11, 2015. The appropriate title? "A Place For Your Dick Jokes". The entire post is just the title and

NFL Coaching Carousel Special

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That's a funny word.  Carousel.  Seriously, look at it, it's weird.... Carousel. Meh.  Whatever. Coaches be gettin' fired.  Coaches be gettin' rumored.  Let's get up to date, Shall we? Carousel?  CAROUSEL!!!!!! No Hard feelings guys, but GTFO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8 - Who's Out? LA Rams - Jeff Fisher - Here, have a contract extension.....PSYCHE!!!!!!  Bye Jeff.         Jacksonville Jaguras - Gus Bradley -

Quotables Week 13 – Results

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You know, I don't think anyone could be prouder of their class than me.   You all outdid yourselves.  Give yourselves slaps on the ass!  HARD! On to the winners: Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do. Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam: That’s how I celebrated

The DFO Patrón Saint

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Back at the site where we all met,  there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to who they were and why they were. Here,  we have many unofficial matron saints And no official patron saint although two viable obvious options exist. Unfortunately,  I'm worried they

88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists

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For the young'uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let's get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress shown fully but Limpy McDick can't have his face shown? 2 What kind of stupid double-standard is that? 3 Are we meant to imply that it's all her fault? 4 That's