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Eventual Balls Thoughts XIII
DATELINE: May 11, 2020 LOCATION: Somewhere in Southern California I was out and about on Friday due to work. In California, construction is considered…
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Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: You can’t beatus this meatus
Damn I think I’m going crazy, six weeks locked in the Covid cave, and why 19? How come it’s not twelve or six? Covid-6…
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Your “Spring Fling” Friday Evening Open Thread
Hello imaginary friends. Let me apologize in advance for that which about to not read. Life is getting me down lately and I don’t…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Gombe Chimpanzee War
[source] What do you think about civil wars, Jim? [source] I’d say we’re probably bound for one soon if things keep on the way…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XII
Holy shit we’re in May already! And today just happens to be Star Wars Day! I don’t have really much to say today. Apparently,…
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Your “Don’t Forget To Keep Fit” Friday Evening Open Thread
In this time of…well whatever we want to call it. Let’s say “Teh Viruhl Threat”? And with the social distancing thingy, etc. It’s easy…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The German Peasants’ War
Well, Jim. This is it. I’m tellin’ ya, things are getting dire here. I can’t even get good steaks for the dogs delivered promptly…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XI
We’re almost at the end of April! Who would have thought that time would fly by so quickly under this quarantine/lockdown/whatever you want to…
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Your “Time Is An Illusion” Friday Evening Open Thread
With the way things are these day my diurnal rhythm is completely messed up. I’m lucky if I know what day it is, let…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Anglo-Zanzibar War
So Johnny, what are your draft plans this year? Well, Jim, I can tell you this: the highest-ranking Ohio State player on the board…