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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 12 Part One
Part One?!? Yes, part one. This is because it’s the Queen’s Birthday this weekend and Melbourne v Collingwood won’t start until 10:20 PM Pacific…
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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…
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Broadcasts From An Undisclosed Location
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you inside the Deep State so you can finally understand what the Globalists…
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2018 Copa Mundial Team Preview – México
As I type this, México is playing Scotland in a friendly match in the Despedida for El Tri. The French would call it the…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 11
This week, All this, a big upset, plus more perfection coming up on… Welcome To Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! *** Round 11 The…
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TGISF: Balls Takeover
Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there’s a “Takeover” by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare…
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2018 World Cup Team Preview – Nigeria
A random phone rings in a famous building… White House Operator: Uh, hello? Mysterious Sexy-Voiced Protagonist: Yes, hello…I’m calling from Door Flies Open…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 10
This week, You may be wondering what those three pictures mean. Well, the big news this week is that the Docklands stadium currently known…
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Your It’s Not The Charlotte 600 Because It’s Not Porn Sunday Night Open Thread
This is one of the rare Sundays I get to enjoy fully. Tomorrow is Memorial Day, hence no work and no going to bed…
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TGISF…In Repose
re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. “in repose her face looked relaxed” synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More…