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Goddess II – Episode 13
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One
This week, We’re going to do something different. Since the are still two more games to go, we are going to split the coverage…
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Your Saturday morning Copa Del Rey Open Thread
Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey. It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the…
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TGISF… It’s 4/20, What Did You Think I Was Gonna Do?
Yes, I like weed. A lot. Yes, we’ve done this TGISF theme before. Less than a year ago, in fact. But as I already…
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Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night’s party): *sigh* OK, we’re…
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Drew Brees Gets Involved
INT. SAINTS PRACTICE FACILITY – DAY A young black man is the only occupant of a top-notch weight room. We follow him through his…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders
So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 4
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! *** Round 4 The Round started off with an expected rout of Collingwood by Adelaide…
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TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole
Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell…
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Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves…