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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Ourang Medan
So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…
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The NFL Dating Game!
Voice over: “It’s time to play…The NFL Dating Game! Now Let’s welcome the host of our show…The Ghost of Jim Lange!” [audience applause] Ghost of…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 7
As you’ve no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under. But don’t…
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TGISF… Pew Pew Pew
I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there “As a kid”), I did…
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Goddess II – Episode 14
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury)…
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House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)
I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mystery of Bimini Road
So we had a draft the other day or something. I dunno. Schneids is pissing me off lately. Keeps saying he’s too busy to…
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TGISF… You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine
I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.** I watched hockey. ** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part Deux
I know everyone is all hyped to see how their favourite team’s front office fucks up the team’s future tonight, so I’ll be brief. …
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights
I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…