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House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco
Hey there, lizard people. we’re back, and like the Hess truck, we’re better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far,…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse
I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…
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Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM,…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 3
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 3 The Round started off on North American late Thursday night with the winless…
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TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder
I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I’m afraid of going to the eye…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Tunguska Event
Talk about an explosive off-season! With all of the trades going on leading into the draft, it’s been hard to keep track of things…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 2
This week, So, remember those happy days when it seemed like we knew what was going on with this league? Yeah, me neither. There…
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TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something
Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won’t be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of…
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Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to…