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Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Jeannette DePalma Murder
I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 1 and AFLW Grand Final Recap
This week, All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping…
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Your Lazy Saturday morning open thread
Man, there is really nothing to do today except workout, laundry, and sleep. Fuck tanning. If you want skin cancer, go for it. The…
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TGISF… Early Bloomers
“The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building…
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Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II…. When the elevator doors open… tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite.…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans
Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 7
INT. ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE – DAY DOUG MARTIN meekly pushes open the door and slinks inside. The woman behind the desk gives him a…
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AFL Beat – AFLW Round 7 + 2018 Season Preview #2
This week, Welcome to Balls Of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLW Round 7 The Round started on North American Late Thursday night with the first…
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Goddess II – Episode 7
Previously, on Goddess II…. [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here.…