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TGISF… aka “No Theme? No Problem!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been a weird week. In fact, it has kinda sucked…for lotsa reasons. I’m not in a talky talky mood. Most of you are…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 16
So, you know how I keep saying that this season is full of surprises and that you never know what’s going to happen on…
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Your “Wow, There’s Legitimately Nothing Going On… Or Is There?” Sunday Open Thread
Man, I’ll never forget you, vodkamanrick, or gindudebill, or whatever your name was… As it turns out, it’s tough slogging when the rest of…
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TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Recovery Mode It has been a busy week. The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken…
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Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread
Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged…
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4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 15
Don’t let it ever be said that I don’t care for you. Yes, I am currently in my underwear and either completely asleep or…
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Your “I hope you’ve been good ’cause you’re getting a treat today” Open Thread
Oh kids. OH KIDS! We have a special treat for you. Today is the day that our own Make It Snow live tweets as…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 14
So, this season has been pretty crazy, right? No way we get humongous upsets and last minute finishes, right? Yup, strap yourselves in. We’re…