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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 20
There are only 3 weeks left in the Home and Away season and things are getting interesting/crowded/hectic/wild. Let’s get right to it. Welcome to…
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 19
As I alluded to in the Saturday morning Open Thread, this has been another crazy weekend in the AFL. There is lots to cover.…
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Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess
That’s a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS. If you don’t find that sexy, then you’re an idiot. – – Getting Down To Brass Tacks…
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[DFO] Archives: Electric Origins – The Birth of Evil
YAXKIN MULUK, 900 BC – GRAND TEMPLE – INTERIOR [The HIGH PRIEST stands before a glorious golden altar leading his congregation of hundreds in…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 18
We are getting closer and closer to the end of the Home and Away season and things are heating up. This week, someone else…
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TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says “Hi”, btw… But tonight,…
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Meanwhile, in the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time…
INT. CLUTCH BAR – 11:43 PM, JULY 16, 2017 We open the scene inside a bar in Dallas, where numerous patrons of questionable character are…
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DFO Archives: The Pope of Green Bay
As you well know, we at DFO strive mightily to keep you entertained and informed on current events concerning the NFL. Well Beerguyrob does…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 17
Man, the action does not stop with this league! As always, the action was awesome on the field, but this week we also had…
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