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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 23
It’s the end of the Home and Away season! And what an end we had! The final spot in the Eight came down to…
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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers
THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and…
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Minnesota Vikings 2017 Team Preview – Handling Tragedy with Dignity.
Banner image via MMQB.com Voiceover by the Ghost of John Facenda: “October 16th 2016. The Minnesota Vikings enter their bye week with a record of…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 22
There is one week left and we are still not sure who among a few teams will make the Eight. It’s so nice that…
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If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview
How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 21
You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy. This weekend brought me two…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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Stadium of Leaves – Nobody’s 2017 Chargers Preview
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been…