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No Raging Semi FOAR the FA Cup No Mo (smh)
Above is Ramiro Funes Mori, grabbing the badge. That’s all well and good…except it’s in the midst of a 4-nil loss to the Redshite,…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Sepak Bola Api
I’ve always liked soccer. I played from ages 4-11, and played on a pretty decent intramural team for a few years in college. I…
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Last Chance to Crash the Leicester Party
A soul-crushing performance at The Stadium of Light (cool name, bruh) brings our Foxy Footy palz right to the doorstop. They didn’t even need…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Shin-Kicking
I’ll never forget the chemistry prof I had for the one science class I was required to take in my freshman year of college.…
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Western Conference Preview: Schrodinger’s Series
The Western Conference opening round promises to be both watchable and unwatchable. Watchable in terms of the Blues-Blackhawks series, and possibly the Kings-Sharks series.…
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Your NHL Western Conference Preview & Tuesday Open Thread
First off, a small mea culpa. I confused my Dale Hunter incidents with my Ron Hextall incidents and assigned them to the wrong team. Thanks…
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Eastern Conference Team Previews: Smrt People Weigh In
HAWT TAEK: People on the internet are going to have opinions, and opinions about your opinions. Now, if it’s something simple like screwing up…
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Your NHL Eastern Conference Preview & Monday Open Thread
Psst – You know that Monday after Super Bowl, or Christmas Eve, when there’s almost no sports worth watching on the teevee? Well, we’ve…
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EPL Weekend, To Cure What Fer Ails Ya
The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Kotta Pora
Pillow fights! The domain of children and unreasonably attractive sorority sisters in underwear, right? That’s what society has led us to believe up to…
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