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Canadian Soccer – An Apology, by Sandy McTire
Hi. Oops, my apologies for being informal. Hello, my name is Sandy McTire, and I would like to talk to you for a moment,…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Chile
Bienvenidos! Yes, I tried to spell that myself first, and really fucked it up. I am here to talk about the Lesser Footy hipsters…
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Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread
This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar. The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter)…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…
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Champions League Final Open Thread
Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song…
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Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There’s only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this…
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This Week In Violence! Presents SlamBall
Well, folks, after 15 weeks, it’s getting almost impossible to keep finding material that meets our necessary violence and obscurity requirements to write about.…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Jamaica
Aye Mon (and Monettes)! Welcome to dee ‘No Problem, Mon!’ Copa America Jamaica preview. As someone who does not follow Jamaican soccer but spent a week…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Haiti
Bonne journée all. I am Francois Duvalier: President for Life of the Glorious Republic of Haiti. What’s that? You thought I was dead? Ah…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Mexico
Mexico is the place of my birth. It is a beautiful country full of beautiful beaches with lavish resorts, important archaeological sites, amazing food,…