Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

No One’s 2017 “Chargers” Bye Week Update

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There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been

Your “Trade Deadline Headlines” Halloween Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Trade deadline updates: October 30th: Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in 2019 and a fifth-round pick in 2018. Russell Wilson reworked his contract to free up cap room. Jimmy Garappolo: from the Pats to the 49ers. For a

The Evil Dean

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EXTERIOR - RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS - EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd silence, as not even birds or insects can be heard nearby. Upon reaching the back door, the camera moves upward, until it just looking over the roof

Your “It Looks Good… A Little Too Good” Monday Night Football Open Thread

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NFL News: Word broke over the weekend that Jerry Jones is leading a group of 17 owners "reviewing" Roger Goodell's possible contract extension. Which, of course, has nothing to do whatsoever, no sir, not one bit, with the upcoming Ezekiel Elliott suspension appeal appeal. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST! Zach Miller almost

Your “I Learned It By Watching You!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Martavis Bryant has publicly said he wants out of Pittsburgh. The once-suspended WR says that if Pittsburgh won't use him, then they should trade him - or else he will play out his contract and move on. His rookie deal pays him $600,000 this year & $700,000 in

Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!

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Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys' 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones.  Unless you were living under a rock the last couple of weeks you know that our grandstanding Vice-President, Mike "I'm Terrified Of Any Woman Not My Mother" Pence, attended

Your “Well, Well, Well…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson - now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released by the Cards after the Peterson trade was finalized. Steve Smith thinks Mike Glennon was set up to fail, based on last night's play-calling in the

“There’s A Team In Vegas?!” – A Half-assed Smart-ass NHL Preview

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The NHL enters another season starting today. The season starts with 31 teams, with the newly ensconced Las Vegas Golden Knights taking the ice in the Pacific division. It should be a heady time for a league coming off of an exciting Stanley Cup run and the first repeat winners

Your “Stylin’ & Profilin'” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: The pressure must have gotten to John Fox - it's Truth Biscuit time in Chicago! His first game will be next Monday night versus the Vikings. With the Falcons bye week approaching, it appears Julio Jones - owner & wearer of the high flyin' cleats in the banner

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks

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Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn't expect to be here at this point, the Saints, Cardinals, Seahawks and Colts. The Saints would be fun to look at; "Who Dat?" nation is always ripe, and

On Kneeling, Standing, and other controversial positions

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A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia.  On that trip, I went to Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, and I ended up in Bangkok, Thailand.  It was an airfare deal where you could do a certain number of countries for a certain