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Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable
OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during…
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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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“HAHT OF DAHKNESS!” A Special Boots On The Ground Report From New England
Going to America right after the YUGGGGGGGEST election in its history seemed, to most Canadians we know, like a suicide mission. But we needed…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Non-trade deadline things: Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night.…
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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…