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CrimeBeat!: Death to the Mortals! Edition
Friends, Halloween is upon us. And to be frank, it’s perhaps the most depressing holiday on the calendar for the precise life-space-time coordinates I…
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Your “‘Browns’? Who Are The ‘Browns’?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Multiple sources say the Eagles are trying to convince Chip Kelly to trade them Torrey Smith. I guess they need someone who…
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Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap
Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway… First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a…
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Your “Today is a Dead News Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
It seems that in honour of tonight’s third and final Presidential debate, all NFL news is doom & gloom: Skipping practice: Joe Flacco; Odell…
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Your “Something…Something…HOCKEY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Philip Rivers says that “nobody should feel sorry for me” about how the Chargers season has gone thus far. Aside from former…
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Your “Uhh…Go Mets?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!), the League is going to provide teams and…
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Your “All My Rowdy Friends Came Over And Wrecked The Show” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Greg Hardy has become more untouchable due to his arrest for alleged cocaine possession. So, yay! Dez Bryant ‘missed’ his MRI on…