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CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition
/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…
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Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior…
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Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread
NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season’s first game. The…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition
Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…
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Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on…
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Your “Olympic Hall of Fame Weekend” Friday Open Thread
NFL late-Friday News Dump: The Cardinals have extended Fitty through 2017 and Carson Palmer through 2018. Mike McCarthy vows to never give up play…
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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…