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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…
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Your “HOT DAMN! IT’S FRIDAY!” Friday Open Thread
NFL Friday Afternoon News Dump: Andre Johnson signed a two-year deal with the Titans. As CBS jokingly put it, he’s “one shy of the…
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Your “THANK MERCIFUL HEAVENS!” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News You Can Use: The Jets and Ryan Fitzpatrick compromised on a one-year, $12 million deal. FINALLY, the Jets problems are solved. fivethirtyeight.com…
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CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition
Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…
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Your “Is There Going To Be A Test At The End?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL Roundup: Nick Foles asked for, and got, his release from the Rams. He gets to keep his $6 million roster bonus paid in…
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Your “Slick Willie’s Back” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Updates: Cowboys DE Randy Gregory is facing additional suspension above his four games already scheduled. At this point, 6-10 looks like a pipe…
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Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega – if he’s allowed to play, he’ll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic…
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Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have…
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Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: humourous in a “you dumb fuckers” kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk…