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CrimeBeat!: Better Never Than Late Edition
So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…
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Your “Wilde Wilde Life” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. – Oscar Wilde NFL Notes: Someone must have broken into Archie’s ‘juice’ cupboard, because Eli declares…
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Your “Seriously, Competitive Eating?” Fourth of July Open Thread
NFL News: (21 days until training camps open) Marquise Goodwin finished 7th in the long jump trials, and thus won’t be going to Rio,…
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CrimeBeat!: “We Voted To Do What Now?” Edition
Men. MEN! In what I can only assume was a brilliant ploy to eliminate opponents of Real Football In London, Roger Goodell has successfully…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…
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Your “It’s The Methadone We Get” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: Terry Pegula said the Bills are going forward with looking at ideas about a new stadium. The lease on The Ralph goes…
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DFO Bible Stories: The Ten Commandments
1I am the Lord your God. You shall have no other gods before Me. 2You shall not make for yourself a carved image.…
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DFO Euro 2016 Preview – Turkey
Sorry I’m late with this, hoped I’d have it up by their first game. Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Turkish team aka the Crescent-Stars,…
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Your “Home-Cooked Factory of Sadness Sadness” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty full (Darnell) docket of NFL minutiae today: nfl.com: NFL investigators are looking into whether Aqib Talib shot himself. I expect the crack…
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Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL’s twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came…