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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Your “Catching You Up On Things” Tuesday Open Thread
That was a fun weekend. Road trip! Whale watching! Five-pin bowling & birthday cake! Captain America! I hope Memorial Day holds as much promise…
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Your “This Was A Surprise?” Monday Open Thread
FYI: As one of DFO’s official “Noticers of esoterica”, it’s my job to point out that DFO reached 1500 posts this weekend. And the…
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CrimeBeat!: Second Thoughts Edition
And then came the hangover. I’m still excited to see what the New Bills can do. And I’m still excited to see Todd Bowles…
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Your “What Blessings The Gods Have Bestowed Upon Us” Monday Open Thread
/opens browser I didn’t know Holocaust equivalencies were such an integral part of the Massachusetts curriculum. Really, I could go on. Such unbridled,…
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Your “Freaky Friday” Open Thread
I can do this… I can do this… /deep breath… That was a pretty go– FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!! Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them.…
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Your “Well, That Was Fun” Thursday Open Thread
I’m not going to lie – last night’s sports action was quite delightful. All three hockey games gave us great tension, whether it was…
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The Usual Suspensions (The Final Chapter)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY VARIABLE KENT is sitting in an office chair, having just finished telling his story. SCOTT HANSON is standing…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days Has Smarch
Oh god. The nightmares. The craving. The soul-crushing emptiness for those of us who do not Sully Ourselves with thoughts of Lesser Sports. The…