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Huh, What – Head Punches Cause Concussions?
In another example of Roger Goodell being able to point at another sports league and cackle maniacally, the NHL is being exposed as willfully…
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The “William Gaines Memorial Election” Wednesday Open Thread
Well, the NFL Competition Committee did the expected and passed the automatic ejection (or “Burfict”) rule today. A quizzical second change was the addition of the…
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CrimeBeat!: Booooooooooorrred
Mother pus bucket…this is what I have to deal with? Jesus, the phrase is “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” You’re handing me…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 4)
EXT. DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – DAY. Exterior shot of the arrivals terminal at Denver International Airport. A large black SUV pulls up to the curb. Two…
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“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously,…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 3)
INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY A man – let’s call him VERBAL KENT because the author of this piece couldn’t think of anything…
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The Usual Suspensions (Part 2)
A plane lands at Los Angeles International Airport. PETER KING: (voiceover): This is Peter King. I’ll be in Los Angeles until Tuesday. If you…
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The Usual Suspensions
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A man sits in front of a gigantic NFL Shield. He is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and speaks into…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …