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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…
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Whither, Raiders?
EXT. EQUESTRIAN CLUB – DAYTIME A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit around a patio table. Two of them – XAVIER and WINCHESTER – casually…
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H.P. Lovecraft on the Tedium of Relocation
(Because the relocation saga is equal parts misery & pain, plus the fact that Dean Spanos looks like Father Dagon, it seems only natural…
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A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently
“I’ve been around St. Louis and Missouri a major portion of my life, I’ve never had any desire to lead the charge out of…
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Fun with Dean Spanos: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA
Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3…
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DFO Insider: LA Fitness
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a “brainstorming” session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: …and…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…