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Tales from the Cabal
Setting: Midnight, a dimly lite conference room in New York City “Gentlemen, I need a status report on Project Nerf. Are we still on…
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In The Beginning
So, if I remember right from eight years of parochial school, in the beginning God made (in no particular order) heaven, earth, man, seas,…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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Elaina Watley Sends a Group Text
Elaina Watley: That cheating bastard! I’ll show him! [Phone Flies Open] Morris Claiborne: Oh, ha ha ha! Very fucking funny!
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…