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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)
I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1
It’s funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well…
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Ballsy’s Mock Draft for 2024
Do not worry. I am not treading on Horatio’s turf. I do enough of that with my AVN Awards prediction post. You will get…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Deux
Turns out today is LITERALLY a Rainy Day here in LA. Who knew? As the fallout from yesterday’s games is coming through, here are…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…