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“IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL….” – When Smackdown Comes to Town
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy with another one of his tales of wonderment & whimsy. Now, it’s no secret that I enjoy…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las…
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Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special
Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions.…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day
I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2023
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
As y’all may know, Sharky is out in our nation’s Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he’s out there living…
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Boots on the Ground, Porto Portugal Part 2. Porto in Pictorial Form.
This time around it made sense to show you the visuals from this incredible place. And visuals you shall have. The weather was mostly…
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Boots on the Ground! Porto Portugal. Part 1; Getting There
It’s no surprise to any of you regarding my ambition to become an expat and retire overseas. I have made ZERO effort to keep…
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Balls Magazine Volume 21
I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and…