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Balls Magazine Volume 11
Remember how I won my very first golf tournament and broke 100 on the same day? Well, I just finished my second tournament and…
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Guttersnipe
There is light amid the darkness. Not only did mister Lily and I (mostly him) actually win a game last week but we are…
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Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Music Videos
Tonight’s post category was inspired by Richard Blade playing one particular song on First Wave on Sirius XM satellite radio. That song brought back…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Non-Major Sporting Events
Tonight’s post category was suggested by RTD’s comment last week requesting, “your 5 best non-major U.S. sports (i.e. NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL) memories.” Thank…
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Balls Magazine Volume 10
As you may or may not know, the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area gamely braved a Blizzard of epic proportions. I got mine with…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Stadia I’ve Been to for a Game
Tonight’s post category was suggested by BFC’s comment last week in the inaugural donut post. Thank you to all that provided suggestions and I…
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Balls Magazine Volume 9
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me… As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Donuts
This post was actually inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. The plan is…
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Danger Elbow: A Puppy Injury Tale
I got my first Kai Ken in early 2014. They’re a special and exceedingly rare breed of ancient Japanese hunting dog that bond very…