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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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No Good Deed
What the thing you all say? You’re going to Karen Carpenter? I need to wiki this gal because…. Oh — “throwing up”. You see?…
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Trespassing, Clean Halls, and Disruption: How I became “Radicalized” Against the Criminal Justice System (Part Three)
My experiences navigating the abject cruelty of the criminal justice system while representing misdemeanor defendants in the Bronx. During my third year of law…
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Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!
By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: yeah right phones one in
Good morning and happy Sunday everyone! I never thought it would happen to me. I’m in need of kitchen-Viagra over here. I simply wore…
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Sexy Friday – A World Cup Preview!
I was going to do this last week, but I ran out of time. Luckily, I had plenty of time last weekend to work…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7
At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not…
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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see…
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Sexy Friday – A Sunday Gravy Discussion
On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear:…