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Balls Influences – Writing
I grew up in Southern California. The 80s and 90s were a glorious time to live in Los Angeles. Hell, every decade has been…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6
INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…
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Sa Sa Sa Saturday Night Open Thread
Howdy, folks! It’s your Friendly Neighborhood Balls here, filling in for TequilaHomieRoberto while he’s off doing… something. First things first. Here are your sports…
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Wednesday Motivational – Have No Regrets
All of us have differences of opinions at times. We get into arguments with one another. We get angry. We say things sometimes that…
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tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)
I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5
EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We’re here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren’t you happy that we flew WOW airlines…
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tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 1)
I have to be careful about this one. Very, very careful. But let’s give it a shot. Balls: Don’t worry, I’m here to make…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it’s a wise move to go back to the pub?…
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Your Saturday Evening “It Looks Bad If We Leave Them There” Open Thread
We are well into summer now, and I want to vent about something: lost tourists. Now, I don’t want to complain about the driving…