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Goddess II – Episode 15
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are…
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Goddess II – Episode 14
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury)…
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Your “I Think Baseball Is A Gateway Drug” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: OOOHHH – BEEF! Pete Carroll had things to say about Richard Sherman & Michael Bennett having things to say on their way…
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Goddess II – Episode 13
She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One
This week, We’re going to do something different. Since the are still two more games to go, we are going to split the coverage…
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Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night’s party): *sigh* OK, we’re…
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Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves…
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Your “Golf Leafs Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Stealing from Crimebeat! 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony…
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Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a…
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At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and…