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Your Pomp and Circumstance Open Thread
Graduations! Inorite? Last Monday was miss T’s turn. (?! ) But really: graduation ceremonies are a total drag. There’s no drama; everyone knows who’s…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”
Tonight’s Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and…
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25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 9
We are BACK! And now that our fun quest/saga has concluded nicely with the Goddess in my lovely arms, it is time for me…
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Your “I Remember That You Gave Me Your Shoulder” Saturday Evening Open Thread
There’s not really much to add. It’s a long weekend in Canada – Victoria Day – so Canadians get three days to devote…
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Your “Yay! Bad Things DO Happen To Bad People” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening of the new joint Rams and Chargers stadium in Inglewood, Calif., has been delayed until 2020. Unexpected rainfall this…
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Your “Poor Poor Pitiful TAWMMMY” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LeGarrette Blount has signed a one-year deal with the Eagles. Because the Patriots tendered him as a UFA before May 9, using an…
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Your “All This Talk About Black Balls Is Going To Summon Either Nat Turner or Buddy Cole” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has been denied in an attempt to be reinstated. No reason has been given. Gordon last played for the Browns in 2014.…
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Adieu, adios, arrivederci, auf wiedersehen.
NPR’s Frank Deford retired rather unceremoniously last Wednesday, May 3rd, broadcasting his final mid-week Morning Edition commentary. Reduced last year from a weekly piece…
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25 Questions About ….
babies. In the last two days, our good friends Litre_cola and Sunrisesunrise have been blessed with Deci-litre and lil sunrisesunrisesunrise. I wish them both…