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Farewell Fragile Prince
As you may have heard today the Dallas Cowboys are going to release Tony Romo. Doing so will save the Cowboys $14 million against…
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Your “YA BETTER SIGN SOMEBODDDYYY!!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(A billion thanks to Low Commander for the photoshop) Tomorrow afternoon is when things start to go nuts. So it’s pretty quiet today. A…
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25 Questions about the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”
Thanks to Beerguyrob, I know a ton about what happened in relation to players getting signed and tagged. This, of course, brings up some….…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Pleasant Pictorial for Planning and Preparing the Perfect Pizza Pie Party.
Good morning folks! I hope everyone is rested and reasonably over your Saturday night induced hangovers because we’ve got the Academy Awards going tonight…
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25 Questions About The NFL From A Barely Interested Former “Fan”
In case you were interested, no I did not buy the Groupon from last week. Now that I know that tWBS lives within miles…
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Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Russians. They’re everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that?…
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Your “Welcome To Day 3 – Bargaining With Bargaining” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hi, my name’s Beerguy, and I’d like to talk with you about the future. Super Bowl LI(cked) is in the book, so it’s time…
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Your “Welcome to Day 2 – Confronting Your Feelings” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Those Massholes had their parade today. As expected, Kyle Shanahan is the new head coach of the 49ers. It snowed AGAIN last night. That’s…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread
2017 Fade in: Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just…