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Early Window Sunday Sub Job
Buenos días. Your friendly neighboUrhood Scotchnaut caught a case of the Real Lifes and is indisposed for posting duties on this most blessed (and…
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WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!
That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You’re tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all,…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2024
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues Update (and Tuesday Open Thread!)
Hello, there. Can I bother you for a moment of your time? No? Too damn bad. I just wanted to take up some of…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 4 and AFL Finals Week Three!
The AFL Grand Final is set, the AFLW schedule is crowded as fuck, and this DFO’er is still disappointed at this week’s results. Let’s…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 3 and AFL Finals Week Two!
Two more teams got eliminated, the AFLW is still unpredictable as fuck, and a certain DFO’er is probably still pissed. Let’s see what happened.…
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The Three-Peat in 2024
I appreciate the statistical conversation around a potential Chiefs 3-Peat. I’m as naturally disgusted with the Andy-Reid-At-A-Chinese-Buffet-Like Dominance the Chiefs have put on display…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 2 and AFL Finals Week One!
TONS of action this week! Two teams got eliminated, there were some surprises, and the AFLW is as unpredictable as ever! Let’s see what…
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Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview
About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 1 and AFL Finals Bye!
Yes, you read that correctly. The AFLW has started! I get more excited for the start of the women’s competition because they truly are…