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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4
Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3
Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?
Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Cutting Out the Bloat – 2024 NFL Playoffs
There’s a documentary series out there called “Game 7”, which the blurbs promote as THE MOST EXCITING EVENT IN SPORTS AND THEREFORE ALL HISTORY…