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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2
“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1
The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks. …
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Cutting Out the Bloat – 2024 NFL Playoffs
There’s a documentary series out there called “Game 7”, which the blurbs promote as THE MOST EXCITING EVENT IN SPORTS AND THEREFORE ALL HISTORY…
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25 Questions About…
BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: I was, naturally,…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…
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WBALLS – Uptempo Depression!
Following in the heels of last week’s Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while…
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Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread
It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by…