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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 5 Recap!
This week, we have only two undefeated teams left, only two winless teams, and a whole lotta uncertainty in the middle. Let’s get to…
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Wrath and Stuff – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
I spent last week in a terrible mood, basically treating most interactions with the defensiveness and misanthropy I have managed to contain solely to…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 4 Recap!
This week, we have three undefeated teams, three winless teams, and a whole lotta mess in the middle. Let’s get to it! *** The…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 3 Recap!
This week, we found out that Hawthorn is really good, West Coast continues to be really bad, and St. Kilda probably doesn’t suck as…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 2 Recap!
This week, we had a couple of upsets. Teams are starting to figure out who they are and adjusting to the start of the…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – HOAs and Who Loves You, Baby?
I hope everyone is not feeling too bloated from the feast of basketball games this past weekend and may all your brackets be winners…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7
ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…
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Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after
Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me,…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6
“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when…
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Meditations on Pimpin’ – Sunday Open Thread
Buenas noches. Legal tampering starts tomorrow, and NFL 2025 starts next Wednesday. And then there will be the schedule release, draft, rookie minicamps, training…