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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7
ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom…
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Monday Evening Thread – There has to be a morning after
Still working on the Synod of Prophecy, trying to pin it down to be entertaining and actually make sense seems to be eluding me,…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6
“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when…
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Meditations on Pimpin’ – Sunday Open Thread
Buenas noches. Legal tampering starts tomorrow, and NFL 2025 starts next Wednesday. And then there will be the schedule release, draft, rookie minicamps, training…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5
“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not. You’re amazing and super smart and hot and…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Season Preview!
The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL tried last year and they’re doing it again. In the ten…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4
Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine…
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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3
Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that…
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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?
Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an…