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Balls Magazine Volume 1
I was inspired by Brick’s image that he posted on Sexy Friday and which is now the banner picture for this post. Instead of…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods……
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Your MNF Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Northern Ontario neighborhood hobo enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2022
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…
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World Cup Preview: South Koera
Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I’ve never been…
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World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming
The last time I did a write-up for Croatia, I correctly said they would be a formidable opponent who would make a deep run…
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From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you’re an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week’s time.…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap
Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as…