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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 7
At 2:55 on the dot, I walked out of the room and headed towards the pool. I like to be right on time. Not…
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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. “What the fuck…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. “You weren’t kidding about those protein bars!” Claudia laughed when she…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2
Editor’s note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1
The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the…
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Sundays With Litre: Now with Suntanned/Burned Litre
Mr. Cola is back from Canada’s socks but he’s had a long week of fun so I’m filling in again. Dint worry, you’ll have…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…