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25 Questions About…
This… Illnesses. Since it seems to be a big thing on everyone’s mind these days for obvious reasons I figured what the heck, let’s…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XIII
DATELINE: May 11, 2020 LOCATION: Somewhere in Southern California I was out and about on Friday due to work. In California, construction is considered…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XII
Holy shit we’re in May already! And today just happens to be Star Wars Day! I don’t have really much to say today. Apparently,…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XI
We’re almost at the end of April! Who would have thought that time would fly by so quickly under this quarantine/lockdown/whatever you want to…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts X
How’s it going, everyone? As I’m looking for things to keep me entertained, I have discovered two incredible time wasters. The first is Tik…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts IX
How’s it going, everyone? Are we still following the “Safer At Home” or “Stay At Home” rules? I hope so. Here in California, I’m…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VIII
Another week has gone by and we are still following the “Stay At Home” or “Safer At Home” rules, right? It’s weird, but it…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VII
I hope you are all following the “Safer At Home” or “Stay at Home” orders. It’s critical that we stop the spread of the…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts VI
How are we all doing with the “Safer At Home” or “Stay at Home” orders? I myself am still on the roads these weekdays…
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25 Questions About…
This picture I was masturbating to thinking about this picture that Unsurprised posted in the Saturday Open Thread as I was watching my Psych…