Offseason Events

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10

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[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track of time... balls:  I just want to apologize again about being mean to you about golf.  I never knew... balls:  Are all golf courses like this? tWBS:  Noooo...no no.  It's

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 5

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I'm going to admit something to you folks right off the bat:  This edition of the AFL Beat is going to be... a little weird.  Yes, I understand it was weird the last couple of weeks with tWBS taking over and doing a masterful job.  I'm not talking about that,

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9

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[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day's glow is soon destined to follow.  As evening transitions into dusk, our heroes are beginning to feel desperate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o Nonetheless, the two continue to search for the only store still open and finally find it. balls: 

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017

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Fair warning...as I'm writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing.   Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr.  Which is good, but we'll see...this post could go bad quickly.  Just letting you know.... profanity could be upcoming. So ballsofsteelandfury has safely made it back to the continental US.  So whyTF

Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)

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The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the "third best" team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their third-best record in franchise history with 111 points, which not only wasn't enough to win the division (piss off, Crapitals), but, has them playing the equally

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 8

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[7:32am, Nogales, Arizona] The duo climbs into the Truck Formerly Known as "Dave".  tWBS throws up in his mouth a little as he buckles his seat belt. balls:  You OK? tWBS:  I can do this....I can do this. balls turns the key, but nothing happens. balls:  Oh shit.  What else did they screw up? tWBS:  No,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 3, 2017

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Fair warning...this could get ugly... As you were all warned....errrrrr told last week, I am filling in for ballsofsteelandfury on AFL Beat for the next two weeks while he's jet setting all over the globe. Now, I'm not going to lie to you fine folks.  I'm very nervous about doing this... As everyone

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7c

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Editor's Note:  Welcome to the 3rd and final installment of NOGALES WEEK!!!!!!  Yeah, yeah, don't worry....this is it.  Well at least for Nogales, anyway.  Next week, balls and tWBS start fucking shit up in Arizona.  Now that's something you don't want to miss.  Well, maybe you do...but go here if

The Bachelor: NFL Edition

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                  CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I'm your host, Chris Harrison, and thank you for tuning in to see if some lucky lads and ladies can find love. And our contestants are very lucky indeed, as they will be vying for the love,