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Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship to the Draft (Submissions)
Please allow me to briefly take off my fourth estate cap and enter, just for this once, the realm of commentary. End of game highlights are good.…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 11
[4:26PM, Somewhere in the California Desert] The duo climbs back into Dave and tWBS starts the engine. Without speaking, he then reaches into the…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat 2017 Round 6
Before I begin, let me say a few words about Archer: Dreamland. To the Producers of Archer: When you create the DVD for the…
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Horatio’s Bigger, Stupider & More Revised 2017 Mock Draft & Open Thread!
As you may recall about a month ago I put together a somewhat researched mock draft, doing the best I could with several hours…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 5
I’m going to admit something to you folks right off the bat: This edition of the AFL Beat is going to be… a little…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day’s glow is soon destined to follow. …
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 4, 2017
Fair warning…as I’m writing this the Geelong/Hawthorn match is ongoing. Geelong has a 16-6 lead in the first qtr. Which is good, but we’ll…
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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 8
[7:32am, Nogales, Arizona] The duo climbs into the Truck Formerly Known as “Dave”. tWBS throws up in his mouth a little as he buckles…