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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS:…
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Your 2017 Daytona 500 Open Thread
My father-in-law is a big NASCAR fan. Which is weird since he’s in Southern California, (unless he’s been washed away over the last week;…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFL Women’s Round 4
You know, the more and more I watch the AFL Women’s competition, the more I Appreciate the game of Australian Rules Football Respect the…
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In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS’s masturb…..errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It’s time. tWBS: Time for what? …
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Part Two, Deux, Dos, Zwei, Dois of the totally biased Champions League preview
Well that was sure something last week. The Catalans got thumped in Paris like the Kardashian broad and there is no coming back from…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Picking a Winner
Howdy ho and welcome back! This week, we check in on Round 2 of AFL Women’s, help the undecided to pick a team to…
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Part Un/Uno/Ein/One/Um of the totally biased Champions League Preview!
Hi there internet friends! Hope the withdrawal from the gridiron is going well, I think you should just drink through it folks. I am…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finally! Some good footy!
Well, THAT was… something. And WAY better! Whoa, kids! Have we got a new season of awesome Australian Rules Football for you! There are…
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Oscars 2017: I’m Sorry, I Don’t Know Anything About La La Land
I told myself I was going to try to keep my Oscar posts a little shorter this year. So far, well… Here are your…
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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…