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It’s Come To This-Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welcome one and all to the last football game of the year! How we got here I don’t know. Every year it’s a gotdamn…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Awards Season
Happy Hate Week Friday! I hope you’ve all been enjoying the quality hate being tossed around the site this week. Another memorable (for some)…
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Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022
As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of The Week: Meet Me at the Waldorf
Happy Friday one and all once again. This week I’m taking my cocktail inspiration from the fact I should be going to New York…
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Your Niners/Rams NFC Championship Game Open Thread
Moving along… To The Game! Niners/Rams: -Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His…
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Your Bengals/Chiefs AFC Championship Game Open Thread
A sobering thought just occurred to me-there’s only three games left this season. Damn. Well, at least I’ve got the Senators and Sillycuse to…
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Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread
Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t…
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Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread
Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!” The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut…
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Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread
Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness… To The Game! Niners/Packers: -Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that…
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Your Redshirt/DonT Fight To The Finish and Open Thread
Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for…