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Sexy Friday, Last Sexy Friday in August 2021 edition
As I mentioned in the Sexy Friday post a couple of weeks back, God Bless Mr. Ayo and his penis! Thanks to his hard…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Journalistic Integrity
Hello and happy Friday once again. I’ve been keeping a running list of drinks recipes I come across places online, as supplements to my…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread (Pre-season Edition)
Shall we pretend to make sense of the weekend’s games just like all the twitterers, youtubers and whores of the legacy media? You bet!…
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Saturday Late Afternoon/Evening Whimsy
Oh my word, it seems Bollo del (wing-sauced) Verdad can still kiss some pre-season titties! Bearistocrats might really be sucking the dog this season.…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…
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Sexy Friday, Mid to Late August 2021 edition
As I mentioned last week, I’m switching things around. HOWEVAH, before I do that, I need to catch up on the pics that you…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Tropical Thunder
Hello and happy Friday one and all. The tropics have been making their presence known in New England recently. On Thursday, the remnants of…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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Sexy Friday, Post-Olympics edition!
I’ve decided to switch up the format of Sexy Friday a little bit. Change is good. Go with me here. One reason is that…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Skip To The End
I made a realization the other day. I have become one of the things I hate the most on the internet. I’m a writer…