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Your Father’s Day Evening Open Thread
Not for nothing, but today has never been much more than another Sunday to me. I didn’t have the greatest father, or the greatest…
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Your “Beerguy’s Opening Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Evenin’ folks. I’m not actually here tonight. (Some would argue I’m never actually “here” at all.) Tonight is the opening evening of baseball at…
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Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y’all…
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Your “Half Mast Kinda Night” Friday Evening Open Thread
I just got in from the airport at around 2am this morning after a cross country flight (and boy are my arms tired). I…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: We’re Smoking Now
Yes, I’m aware the very first column I wrote for this endeavor was a classic Old Fashioned. However, I don’t count this as a…
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LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!
IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was…
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Your “Things are heating up” Sunday evening open thread
Hey everybody, Sorry for the last second, dare I say “slap dick” attempt at an open thread but here we are. Many thanks to…
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Your “Guess Who Flew To California And Then Woke Up Sick Today?” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, it’s almost funny. I woke up sick today. Not sick enough to miss the pub crawl tomorrow. But sick enough that I stayed…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Turning Japanese
If there is one thing I’ve discovered along this mixology mission I’ve set myself on, is that with a basic set of bar staples,…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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