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Your ‘Why don’t you just kill yourself because you’re already dead’: Miami Dolphins Preview
Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens,…
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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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Your Sunday Evening Football Open Thread
Well, it’s just about that time again folks. Time to resign yourself to the fact that you frittered away yet another weekend doing not…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Shall we call it a double-header? Let’s. Starved as I am for competitive football, I’ll take a ‘first half and a bit’ of starters…
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Your “Bortles Has Vanquished All Opposition” Saturday Evening Football Open Thread
Blake was down for the count. We saw it. He was never gonna get back up. Not against The Smirkinator. But lo and behold,…
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TGISF… AKA “A Woman Is Like A Joint…She Won’t Run If You Lick Her Properly” Sexy Friday Open Thread
First, Some Business The lovely and talented YeahRight has once again put together the DFO Suicide League for you degenerates for the upcoming season. …
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CrimeBeat!: Detroit Lions Season Preview Edition
(Puts on Vince Mancini hat, dusts off Armond White’s seminal work, “Ethnic Frisson: Pretentiously Overbearing Pontification in Mid-Pre-Post-Modern Cinematic TruthBombing”) I am continually fascinated…
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Making Ezekiel: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
By far the most common question submitted this week was about where you should take Ezekiel Elliot in your upcoming drafts. The second most…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…
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Your “I’ve Got Nothing Better To Do. You?” Sunday Afternoon/Evening Thread
[pulls pants up hastily] Hey, what’s going on guys/gals? Beardguyrob is otherwise engaged-don’t let the laundry get backed up, just throw a load in…