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TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa – Get it? –…
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Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the “recovering” Steelers fan was going to…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 21
You know, every once in a while something happens that melts my cynical dark heart and gives me joy. This weekend brought me two…
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Your “It’s A Sunny Sunday-Let’s Watch Some Pre-season Football” Open Thread
You don’t have to watch this silly little game. You can do anything you please of course. This is just a spot where you…
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TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing? Yes. …
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We aren’t in Le-High anymore.
Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic…
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Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread
I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because…
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Your Official 2017/18 New York Football Giants Season Preview
So many things to talk about! Many of which are of absolutely no interest to non-fans of the team. I’ll try to walk the…
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TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry,…
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Your “What Fresh Hell Is This?” Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
[blatantly ignores the long days and nights since the Super Bowl] Wow! It seems like just yesterday that I was watching relevant football being…