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CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
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Your “Welcome to Day 2 – Confronting Your Feelings” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Those Massholes had their parade today. As expected, Kyle Shanahan is the new head coach of the 49ers. It snowed AGAIN last night. That’s…
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Your “I Waited All Season For This?” Super Bowl and Related Entertainment Shenanigans Open Thread
As Barry Manilow would caterwaul, “Looks like we made it” to our second Super Bowl as a bunch of kid-like creatures that exist under…
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Someone Had To Do It – A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview
So, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their fifth Super Bowl. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction:…
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Superb Owl” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Psssssst…. HEY DUDES WAKE UP!!!!!!!! You know what this Sunday is, right? [chuckles to self] Oh come on. It’s Funny!!!! ARE YOU…
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An Oath to Bleergh
We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed…
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TGISF…aka Your “Pro Bowl Weekend” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…
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Your “A Different Sheepskin On The Menu” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Getting in the way of a Romo trade is the fact that he counts for $19.6 million of Cowboys salary-cap space in 2017.…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: The Golden Goblets
I’ll be honest about this: I love awards, and awards shows, and basically anything where various things are declared “the best.” A big part…