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A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…
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TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes….Conference Championship Sunday. If I’m being honest…historically speaking at least…I’ve always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS). The reasons…
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Reince Priebus Tries To Plan The Inauguration
The scene is one of quiet desperation, as GOP Chairman Reince Priebus tries to produce quality entertainment for the upcoming inaugural festivities. On a constant…
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Your “Just Goddamn Your, Goddamn it!” “AFC Division Game Open Thread
Chiefs GM John Dorsey: “Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game.” Reid:…
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Your [sacrifices goat within chalk outline of a pentagram] “THIS WILL BE A CLOSE GAME!” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread
/Fox pre-game intro Joe: “The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products.…
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Your “The Pats Walk The Primrose Path To The AFC Final Because, Well Just Because” AFC Division Playoff Open Thread
Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much…
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Your “Last Call For Boarding Flight #11 On Air Julio” NFC Division Round Open Thread
Okay, for sure this’ll be a keeper of a game, right? Haven’t we suffered enough, Goodell? We want marginally entertaining football and we want it…
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TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread
(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one) Yep, I’m back. /everyone groans Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left. But…
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Your “Will They Be Outdrawn By A Soccer Team?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
A full #content day here at [DFO]’s undersea headquarters, thanks to that malaka Dean Spanos and the ingenuity & wit of the various award-snubbed…
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Throwing Salt on Your Snowflakes
If you have kids, they are assholes. I have three kids and the older two are assholes and the younger one is excelling in…