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Your “Early Christmas Wishes, You Magnificent Bastards” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Richard Sherman got caught threatening a reporter’s access after a contentious interview on the Seahawks flagship station Tuesday. “I’ll make sure you don’t…
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Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls
“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…
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Your “The Carolina Panthers Lay Down With The Lambs” Monday Night Football Open Thread
This is it. It’s your next-to-last Monday Nighter of the season. To be honest, I don’t recall many of them but that’s just the…
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Your “Late Sunday Game, Yes You Have to Watch” NFL-ish SNF Open Thread
How’s THAT for a freaking title? Short….sort of. To the point….mostly. I was pretty impressed. Apparently I was the only one. OK. How’d I…
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Your “One Of These Games Is Not Like The Others” Later Afternoon Slate of Games Open Thread
NO/Ari-I believe this one is being played “for love of contractual obligations/the game”. Either way, the ‘meh’ is strong. SF/Atl-The 8-5 Falcons lovely afternoon…
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Your “Things Are Starting To Come Together” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
“The Great Cleavening” has begun in earnest once again my friends. What the heck is a ‘cleavening’ you may ask yourself? Well, according to…
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Your “I Can’t Bear To Watch!” [watches] Under-Cooked Saturday Night NFL Special
As Pat Benatar once said, “Loving Football is a Battlefield”* and we’ve got a near-impossible obstacle to hurdle directly in front of our eyebulbs.…
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TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in. Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I…
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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…
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Your “Teach A Man To Fish He Eats For A Lifetime, Teach A Man To Jeff Fisher And Everything He Does Will Be Less Than Adequate” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Could 2016 possibly get any worse? Jeff Fisher was let go? HE HAD A WINNING TEAM AS RECENTLY AS MANY YEARS AGO, FOR CHRIST…