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Your “What The Hell Are These?!” Afternoon Bowl Games Open Thread
Seriously, there’s too many of these. Anyone who watched last night’s Foster Farms Bowl saw a near-empty stadium and a meh football game. Actual…
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Your “One More Week of Winter Vacation” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Future LA Rams coach Rex Ryan was fired by the Bills. Incoming coach Anthony Lynn said Tyrod Taylor will sit & EJ…
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Your ‘Break Glass in Case of Emergency’ Because Scotchy Went A-Huntin’ Monday Night Open Thread.
Detroit (-7.5) at Dallas Dallas takes on Detroit in the House That Jerry Built With A Big Assist From Public Funds That Could Undoubtedly…
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Your “Oh My, Such Big D’s You Have There!” Xmas Night NFL Open Thread
Den/KC-The O’s of both these teams have a lot to answer for and Alex Smith is doing his best. Pressed on his unit’s failure…
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Your “Where’s John Facenda When You *Really* Need Him?” Xmas Day NFL Football Open Thread
Well look at you, all survive-y and shit after at least one go-round of the festivities! Good work. There should be plenty more where…
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Your “The Bangles? The Bengals? Let’s Call The Whole Playoff Thing Off” Saturday Night Special NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s face it, or me. Let’s say me. The drunkin-er I get the better the football is. Right now I’m not sure the football…
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Your “Why Don’t They Call It Buddha Eve?” Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
So many questions, so very few answers… TO THE GAMES! Ind/Oak-Indy is looking to save their season and Oakland’s young and powerful O is…
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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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Your “MORE GRUEL!? We’re Out. How ‘Bout A Thursday Night NFL Game Instead? Same Thing.” NFL Football Open Thread
Despite the cheap shot above I love me the Thursday Nighter. It allows me to hang with like-minded individuals-there’s football and funny comments and…
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