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Your “Was That Good For You Too?” Friday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cam showed “no indications of concussion” last night, so that’s why he stayed in the game. Uh huh – and the Broncos…
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Your “WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
YEEEAAAHHHHH BOOOYYYEEEEE! I AM SO FREAKIN’ PUMPED FOR THIS GAME! (it’s midnight somewhere, right?) And I don’t even have a dog in this fight.…
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Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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The Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview Brought To You By Their Biggest Fan
WHOOOO!!! How you doin’ out there folks? I’m doing mighty fine because my Jagsters are going all the way this year! They’ve been lying…
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Your Very Last (For Quite Some Time) Non-NFL Related Sunday Open Thread
Can the football just happen already? No? Guh! I’ll go off on a different tangent. Okay. I’ll say it. You guys are great. I’m…
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BREAKING NEWS
Chris Schauble – WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson – Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS – No, that’s not what I’m talking…
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Your “College Football Is NOT An Amuse Bouche” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is…
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Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word “adult” in the most sarcastic way…
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The 2016 “Houston Texans” Preview
George Berkeley was an eighteenth-century Irish philosopher who’s primarily known for his ideas on immaterialism (later known as “subjective idealism”). This idea…