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Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…
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Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread
There’s a game tonight? THERE’S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Detroit Lions Preview
Head Coach: Jim Caldwell, baby! Key Players: Matthew Stafford (QB), Golden Tate (WR), Marvin Jones (WR), Ameer Abdullah (RB), DeAndre Levy (LB), Ezekiel Ansah (DE)…
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Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread
NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez – Trevor Siemian has been named Denver’s Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nora Brought Out The Brandy
To me, the best consequence of the saturation of the craft beer market over the last seven or so years with beers aged in…
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Your Lazy-Ass Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Chargers/Vikes-I just get the irrational feeling that San Diego should do better than the 4-12 mark (victories over the likes of the Lions, Browns,…
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Your “Chiefs/Bears Fans Can Go **** Themselves-I Had Chores To Do!” Saturday Football Open Thread
I kid, I kid. I’m posting later than I should because of kids. No details are required for any reader that has one or more.…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…
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Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That…
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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…